I hope my blog doesn't end up with abandonment issues, man...

Seriously, I've neglected it.

I don't mean to...it's just that I've been completely wrapped up in Matilda Jane for the past week, my mind cannot concentrate on much else. Hell, my kids better be thanking their lucky stars they got fed. For real, yo.

ETA-I'm just kidding. They have eaten quite well, albeit frozen or boxed dinners, but still.

By the way, Bertolli Chicken Parmesan with Penne pasta and basil-somethinganother-sauce is what's UP! Shit makes you wanna slap yo mama.

So I've placed my MJ orders and I'm DONE! Done with shopping for a while. Actually, there is no truth in that. Gymboree is about to release a ladybug line and well, I'm a sucker for ladybugs.

But, after THAT..I'm done. Oh, wait...the purple stuff should be popping up on Gap soon, so it'll have to be after that.

Don't look at me like that, the girls have NO purple in their spring/summer wardrobe and what kind of mother would I be to deprive my children the ability to rock some purple shit?


Sooooooo....we didn't get a single fucking snowflake Sunday night! Not one!! How the weather can go from possibly 5"+ to being in a 'dry spot', is so beyond my comprehension. All I know is, my kids woke up pissed off as a motherfucker...at ME! And, school had already been canceled so I had to deal with the 'It didn't snow, mama you lied, please call the weather man and tell him to send snow' attitude for most of the day.

I totally suck, I have nothing else to write about. Sorry, G.